Other People: "I'm going to stick my hands in this bucket of acid!"
Me: "Don't stick your hands in that bucket of acid!"
Other People: "Thanks!" *sticks hands in this bucket of acid* "ARRRGH! It burns! Why did you tell me to stick my hands in this bucket of acid!?"
Me: "I told you not to stick your hands in that bucket of acid!"
Other People: "Stop denying the holocaust and help me!"
Me: "We need to get you to a hospital!"
Other People: "HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME FOR 9/11!"