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Hi. I'm Matt Holland, barely known internet botherer and wannabe author. If you're here that means you're either related to me or I've somehow blackmailed you into it. If it's the latter, I already sent those pictures out, ha ha. If it's the former then I'm really sorry about the pictures you just received.
I just spent a good fifteen minutes coming up with that paragraph. This is the level of intellect that you're going to be dealing with on this site.
A little about me; I've enjoyed writing since before I can remember but I only started writing actual, for-serious stories about ten years ago. Some of them are okay. One of them is huge. That one is out now actually, you can buy it and read it if you want. It's called Hair of the Dog, and it's the first part of the Gallaetha series. Here's the link to the first chunk of it: (UK: http://amzn.to/Tg8Kiw US: http://amzn.to/TYeWKl).
I do more stuff, but that's the major project I'm working on at the moment. I'll post any new stories I come up with in the Thoughts and Rants section up there in the corner. I just need to build up the confidence to give them up. There'll also be new information about the Gallaetha series over in the 'What The Heck Is Gallaetha Anyway?' section, in case that wasn't obvious from the title.
Thanks for taking the time to check out my internet palace! Have fun! Assuming you haven't already clicked the back button in anger and disgust.